Holy crap! Welcome to 2002!

Yeah boyeeee.

Here it is, my blog. Ick -- you taste that? It's that little bit of bile that comes up every time I say the word "blog". Other words that do this to me are "tweens" and "metrosexual". Actually, any slang that doesn't come from DA STREETS, BIATCH! Na mean?

So, this is my first entry and, though I'm not making any promises, probably my last. Unless I remember to post freestyles on this sucker.

Sigh.